Beware!!
I am Genghis Kahn, successor to Kubla Kahn, (praises to His
name) ruler of the Mongrel Horde, and keeper of the house.
I am told that I was found in an alley where I had been dumped
by some unwashed human, but it's hard to believe that a person
would not want such a magnificent fellow as me--Thank goodness I
was too young to remember, but that could account for my suspicious manner.
I love my family, but do not allow any intruders into the house.
I'm usually over-ruled and confined to the porch until company
leaves, but when they are gone and I'm allowed back in I must
check out each room, under the beds and peer out the windows to
assure myself that there are no strange vehicles outside.
I am unselfish--I share my yard with Tiffany and LT. I, of course,
wear the robes of royalty, my harness and long leash, while they
only wear collars of servitude. I allow them to lie beside me on
the patio, looking out over my domain, if they lay 2 paces back
from me.
My favorite foods are spaghetti, green peas and hominy, but since
they don't appear everyday, I do quite well on my dry and canned
cat food.
BUT there is ABUSE!! in this house--I'm forced to sit on the crock
pot in the corner of the kitchen cabinet to oversee cooking; I'm
not allowed in the bathtub with the human during baths (and that's
where I like to get my water!), I'm totally banned from biting since
I playfully bit mom's arm to the bone, I'm chided for stealing socks,
opening cabinets, and scratching on furniture and door facings. (I
like the fuzzy look.)
I do like to drive the car and startle other drivers, run down
the hall on my hind legs with my arms stretched out to get someone,
lurk around corners to jump out and attack the ever-dangerous LEGS!
I'm 6 ears old now and plan to be around another 20 years or
so--I'm needed!!!
The Caped Crusader for all CATS!
I am a most active leader in CLAW and will present lots of info
for you about my activities there.
